Working with predominantly women.
You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.
Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.
I got a coffee made out of it.
I ******* hate "I'm not a morning person". **** me, the moment I'm awake, I'm awake, quiz me about anything you like from that moment on.
"I'm not a morning person" - Well how the **** did you get out of bed, shower, eat breakfast, drive a ******* car to work and still be a dopey git? It's not the fact you're not a "morning person", you're ******* lazy and can't think of anything better as an excuse for being that way.
We've got a bloke in our factory who uses that, I drill him with "So how the **** did you get here this morning, car drive itself?"
I think it's clear that you're not a morning person Booney lol